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Turismo Rojo, Abusao Rugbier, Escuela tanquista, Rattenplague Alert, Salchichas Falus. Tyrano Holing, Bubus Alpinistas, Pelo Topuria, Anarcardos Morrison, Puppy Pawliticsm, Talmud Victoriano, Narco Cancheros, Nube soberana y mucho mas ENLACES CogeSaurios ( TyranoSauring) https://www.ft.com/content/4bfb07f6-5d1a-478f-b632-6a9b51bc82e2?syn-25a6b1a6=1 Pelo Topuria https://es.euronews.com/2026/05/28/trump-cumple-80-anos-espectaculo-ufc-casa-blanca Boletin Pukicial https://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/5b93dcfb-7399-49d6-9e74-d75204728b7a Juego Enfermizo https://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/cd7479ab-19b1-4940-a973-7a633691ddda Ceremonia Takbir Masiva https://borneobulletin.com.bn/mass-takbir-ceremony-held-nationwide/ Exodo silencioso https://www.aurora-israel.co.il/perdi-la-fe-en-la-sociedad-britanica-lider-de-la-comunidad-judia-del-reino-unido-anuncia-su-mudanza-a-israel-por-el-aumento-del-antisemitismo/#google_vignette NATO Crisis https://www.dawn.com/news/2003396/us-plans-to-cut-bombers-warships-for-nato-in-crisis Ebola World Cup https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/england-world-cup-base-hit-37218902 Los Gioacchini https://roma.corriere.it/notizie/cronaca/26_maggio_29/roma-magliana-colpo-alla-banda-che-organizzava-omicidi-con-armi-da-guerra-sette-arresti-le-rivalita-con-senese-e-diabolik-1d75e1f6-e811-40c1-b33a-3b70861d5xlk.shtml Alpinistas Bubus https://www.20min.ch/story/appenzellerland-massenandrang-im-alpstein-ploetzlich-riefen-sie-allahu-akbar-103570780 Artiuclo 4 https://metro.co.uk/2026/05/29/nato-article-4-triggered-russian-drone-hits-block-flats-romania-28564130/ Niños lavadinero https://nyheter24.se/nyheter/ekonomi/privatekonomi/1486202-okanda-kontaktar-barn-swish-om-larmet-allvarligt Faldas Altas https://metro.co.uk/2026/05/28/teacher-took-100-upskirt-photos-pupils-faces-jail-28559301/ Anarcardos Morrison https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/morrisons-recalls-popular-product-uk-37209237 Sofa Tapizado https://www.africanews.com/2026/05/28/parliament-sets-first-meeting-in-ramaphosa-farmgate-impeachment-case/ Zims al volante https://www.newzimbabwe.com/mnangagwa-orders-urgent-action-on-road-carnage-after-24-die-in-five-days/ HerejeGringo smombi https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/wRNJZz2iYrfDaSDdz/claude-author-of-the-humanitas Narco Cancheros https://esrt.space/actualidad/607594-carteles-mexico-estrategia-mundial-futbol Pelotas y porongas https://actualidad-rt.com/actualidad/606582-ovnis-bolas-fuego-armas-nucleares-eeuu Banano Oscurista https://www.prensa-latina.cu/2026/05/28/gobierno-de-ecuador-anuncia-cortes-de-electricidad-en-54-ciudades/ Venganza fulani https://leadership.ng/gunmen-destroy-8-hectares-of-farmland-in-plateau-communities/ Como Fak https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2026/05/28/trump-250-bill-pushed-by-treasury-appointees/ Asesino serial https://actualidad-rt.com/actualidad/607237-puerto-vallarta-alerta-asesino-serial-mujeres CruceroDorm https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/royal-caribbean-scraps-mexico-water-park-after-environmental-backlash-president-2026-05-27/ Dia de la MusicaChuvk https://www.ukrinform.es/rubric-society/4127842-la-verjovna-rada-establece-un-nuevo-dia-festivo-el-dia-de-la-musica-ucraniana.html Extincion chilota https://www.prensa-latina.cu/2026/05/28/baja-natalidad-ocasiona-cierre-de-unidades-de-maternidad-en-chile/ ReNegri vetado https://www.africanews.com/2026/05/29/haitian-island-based-soccer-world-cup-player-still-waiting-for-us-visa/ Ice Trucha https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2026/05/cambodia-dismisses-viral-deportation-notice-targeting-kenyans-other-africans-as-fake/ Error burocrático https://www.businessinsider.com/obscure-ev-tax-law-ukraine-uncrewed-ground-vehicles-thousands-2026-5 Galeria de arte https://www.enlacejudio.com/2026/05/25/museo-de-paris-inaugura-una-galeria-para-obras-de-arte-sin-reclamar-robadas-a-judios/ El plantel https://www.prensa-latina.cu/2026/05/28/argentina-ya-tiene-su-seleccion-al-mundial-2026/ Talmud Victoriano https://www.aurora-israel.co.il/biblioteca-nacional-de-israel-adquiere-el-libro-de-cocina-kosher-mas-antiguo-conocido-del-mundo/#google_vignette GuateCoca https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/guatemala-agrees-joint-strikes-with-us-against-drug-gangs-nyt-reports-2026-05-28/ Diamantes Di Caprio https://www.eleconomista.es/tecnologia/noticias/13943387/05/26/asi-ha-perdido-malaga-una-inversion-de-1000-millones-por-falta-de-potencia-electrica.html Boletos truchos https://ag.ny.gov/press-release/2026/attorney-general-james-and-attorney-general-davenport-subpoena-fifa-over-world Globos Ukroestaticos https://avia-es.com/news/nad-sevastopolem-sbity-aerostaty-s-dronami-kamikadze-kotorye-sbrasyvayutsya-s-vysoty-5-7 Terroristas designados https://elpais.com/internacional/2026-05-29/estados-unidos-designa-a-dos-bandas-criminales-de-brasil-como-organizaciones-terroristas.html Curandero experience https://cincodias.elpais.com/fortunas/2026-05-29/mandarin-oriental-abre-su-nuevo-hotel-en-mallorca-con-precios-desde-1700-euros-la-habitacion.html Sargento Yaba https://www.enlacejudio.com/2026/05/28/entierran-a-la-soldado-rotem-yanai-asesinada-por-hezbola/ Ionut atacado https://www.africanews.com/2026/05/29/romania-first-footage-shows-damage-after-drone-hits-residential-block-near-ukraine-border/ Bibi Macario https://actualidad-rt.com/actualidad/607111-netanyahu-hospitalizado-tratamiento-especificado Cohete CalvoCabronista https://www.elmundo.es/ciencia-y-salud/ciencia/2026/05/29/6a191f22e9cf4a78228b45c3.html Tarde Conflictiva https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/noticias/descontrol-armas-blancas-terrassa-catanas-peleas-heridos-graves-tarde-conflictiva_1646929102.html Dramaturgorrusher https://www.ultimahora.es/sucesos/ultimas/2026/05/26/2637427/detenido-dramaturgo-ramon-paso-por-presunta-agresion-sexual-menor-edad.html Proxenetismo Paragua https://www.20minutos.es/madrid/detenidas-once-personas-tres-operaciones-contra-explotacion-mujeres-madrid_6974560_0.html Nombre Mufa https://www.ukrinform.es/rubric-defense/4128353-palisa-cazas-gripen-con-misiles-meteor-se-convertiran-en-el-brazo-de-largo-alcance-de-la-fuerza-aerea.html Panceta Oscurista https://x.com/itamarbengvir/status/2058846318735347736?s=20 Homofobia antisemita https://www.jta.org/2026/05/28/global/romes-pride-parade-bars-jewish-lgbtq-float-over-refusal-to-call-gaza-war-genocide Inspecciones de trabajo bien duritas https://www.eleconomista.es/legal/noticias/13943211/05/26/la-inspeccion-de-trabajo-dejara-de-entrar-a-oficinas-de-directivos-y-zonas-con-archivos-sin-aurotizacion-judicial.html Visita HerejeGringo https://www.prensa-latina.cu/2026/05/22/espana-prepara-con-entusiasmo-visita-de-papa-leon-xiv/ Casi pilla https://actualidad-rt.com/actualidad/606888-ft-xi-tono-reunion-trump Comunidades Alternativas https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/politics/article/3355304/beyond-bans-why-fringe-islamic-movements-still-find-followers-malaysia?module=top_story&pgtype=section Soldado Inmovil https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202605/1362170.shtml Turismo Rojo https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202605/1362220.shtml IA Misiles https://www.koreaherald.com/article/10757070 Escuela tanquista https://avia-es.com/news/v-chelyabinske-vossozdadut-tankovoe-uchilishche-rasformirovannoe-v-2007-godu ICEModi https://www.dawn.com/news/2002999/india-orders-migrant-detention-centres-in-west-bengal-sparking-arbitrary-explusion-fears Venta de Esposas https://www.news18.com/india/gujarat-man-sells-wife-for-rs-50000-to-his-friends-she-gets-gangraped-for-10-days-ws-l-10114448.html Patrullas Ciberneticas https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260524/p2g/00m/0na/017000c Parque Minamioki https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260527/p2a/00m/0na/037000c Voyeurbol https://www.scmp.com/sport/china/article/3355188/japan-bans-all-photography-beach-volleyball-over-voyeurism-china-swimsuit-mum-could-sue?pgtype=live GokiBuriten https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260527/p2g/00m/0na/048000c Pincho Laboral https://www.koreaherald.com/article/10757036 Puppy Pawlitics https://www.koreaherald.com/article/10758777 Policiarrushser Traveco https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/southeast-asia/article/3355275/former-singapore-police-officer-jailed-disguising-woman-molest-teen-boy?pgtype=live Abusado Rechazado https://www.lefigaro.fr/sports/rugby/coupe-d-europe/rugby-invitee-a-l-elysee-par-emmanuel-macron-l-ubb-a-decline-20260528 Electrification Team https://www.france24.com/en/tv-shows/business/20260528-macron-announces-big-investments-at-france-s-electrification-team-meeting Datos Varios (abrir link, una semanita en la France) https://actu17.fr/categories/faits-divers Controles Estrictos https://www.nordbayern.de/bayern/mehr-kontrollen-und-waffenverbote-an-bayerischen-bahnhofen-1.15133011 Rattenplague https://www.nordbayern.de/nuernberg/wegen-rattenplage-spielplatz-in-nurnberg-wird-fur-mehrere-wochen-geschlossen-1.15131546 Meloni Sbronza https://winenews.it/it/congresso-assoenologi-2026-giorgia-meloni-viticoltura-pilastro-dellagroalimentare-italiano_592428/ Salchichas Willys https://nyheter24.se/nyheter/konsument/1485790-willys-stoppar-populara-korven-forsvinner-ur-sortimentet Aguas Toxicas https://www.abcnyheter.no/nyheter/miljogift-problemet-i-oslos-nye-vannkilde-en-alvorlig-forurensningssituasjon/1539470 Saber Strike 26 https://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/ab363272-9fb1-4717-bd57-4c4371eb01c3 Carne de Korban (confusion abrahamica Korban es si eres judio, es Qurban para los bubus. https://borneobulletin.com.bn/korban-meat-distributed-to-over-18000-recipients/ Sirios Discapacitados (salafos mutilados) https://www.arabnews.com/node/2645035/saudi-arabia Estafa Austrangla https://www.africanews.com/2026/05/28/australian-energy-firm-signs-landmark-gas-deal-with-zimbabwe/ Salud DeltaHUachicolera https://www.thisdaylive.com/2026/05/29/decades-of-oil-pollution-in-bayelsa-triple-cancer-risk-reduce-life-expectancy/ Unidad Musulmana https://www.dawn.com/news/2003259/prayers-offered-for-muslim-unity-ummahs-better-conditions-in-haj-sermon-as-pilgrims-gather-at-arafat Macroperacion Antiyihadista https://es.euronews.com/my-europe/2026/05/28/macrooperacion-yihadismo-espana-10-detenidos Nube soberana https://cincodias.elpais.com/companias/2026-05-28/telefonica-y-google-cloud-se-alian-para-lanzar-una-oferta-de-nube-soberana-en-espana.html Panteon Nazichuvk https://actualidad-rt.com/actualidad/607319-colaborador-hitler-homenajeado-zelenski-blanqueado-medios-occidentales-heroe-divisivo Codigo Negro https://www.africanews.com/2026/05/28/french-lower-house-approves-repeal-of-17th-century-slavery-law/ Pedo Streaming https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/noticias/detienen-pedofilo-palafrugell-servicio-streaming-pornografia-infantil-directo_1646482102.html Cantera Hoholita https://www.ukrinform.es/rubric-sports/4127874-el-dynamo-lidera-el-ranking-del-cies-en-cuanto-al-tiempo-de-juego-de-los-jugadores-formados-en-el-club.html Exportacion ganadera https://www.africanews.com/2026/05/26/burkina-livestock-ban-welcomed-by-consumers-but-hits-traders-hard/ Orco Parse https://actualidad-rt.com/actualidad/606984-luchar-ideales-voluntario-colombiano-combate-donbass-futuro-rusia Pedo Reincidencia https://www.elperiodicomediterraneo.com/caso-abierto/sucesos-en-castellon/2026/05/26/piden-11-anos-pedofilo-reincidente-130549376.html Chencho IA https://www.axios.com/2026/05/28/ai-spending-roi-enterprise-costs Vino estalinista https://www.reuters.com/world/georgia-uncorks-value-stalins-40000-bottle-wine-collection-2026-05-29/ Parlamento Mamado 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